English<=>French translation for your CMC tracks

Maybe it already happened to you, when you can't understand a track because it only contains a french MT...
Here are some examples: OlFrag, Baldakin, DragonBall, Tralalilalère's ending ("Switch on your brain" instead of "Switch your brain ON")...
I have a lot of knowledge in english, it'd be better if it helps someone

So yeah, I'm creating this topic so that CMC mappers may translate the MT on their future CMC track, into French in addition of English.
Post here a sentence or expression in french or english, and I'll do the rest

Of course, if one of the words unveils (shows) a secret from your map, you can censure it, and show me that word through PM. Do as you want

So? Nobody is interested in this?